How do you know if the owner of the table is a man?

……….
Look at the mirror.
Hahahahaha!

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Marketing

Today’s class was 2Hs -Horny and Hillarious. The horny bugger (lecturer) decided to keep us awake by giving us doses of his urm….dirty humour. He showed us pictures of roses he found on the net and then everyone noticed something. At the very bottom right corner of the picture of the roses was a book [...]

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Rants

It has never been this hard. I spent the day tearing and wondering. And this particular girl said something which immediately stopped the tears from oozing out. It is true that no matter how much I cry, it will still be the same because there’s nothing I can do about it. And I was thinking, [...]

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Me me me

I am very certain that I am indeed a city girl. Growing up in a city, I’m always spoilt with choices. Oh yes, it’s about me again (self absorbed bitch I am). From what to eat, where to shop and heck, even which cubicle to pee in wtf (okay la not much choices because we [...]

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When you’re gone

Last night was dreadful. The entire journey, the goodbyes, the hugs, the kisses, the last touch. As if it wasn’t bad enough the radio had to play this song..
I always needed time on my ownI never thought I’d need you there when I criedAnd the days feel like years when I’m aloneAnd the bed where [...]

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When reality hits

It’s already past 12am. Counting days – one more to go. I’m gonna miss you my boo.

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My 21st birthday

The title sounded like some 7 yr old essay topic. Wtf.Okay, on to the pics..

I celebrated my birthday with

the poser bf

at this

posh restaurant overlooking kl skyline

and we played

some mindless camwhoring
then went back home and

did some cake blowing, cutting cum eating sessions

followed by

me disturbing him watched tv.

Me love..

I’m officially legal for [...]

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The ice kacang was

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