Again

Whatever it is I deserve to know. I am disappointed.

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CNY horror

The horror of CNY

Witnessed snatch-theft right in front of my house. I was home with brother from a hair cut in the late afternoon and parked the car outside of the house. Went into the house without closing the gate cuz the brother wanted to sweep the floor outside. I was talking on the phone [...]

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Ways to turn men down

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the [...]

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Mana satu?

Woohhh…blogspot or wordpress? Hmmm…
I miss blogspot somehow.
So….blogspot or wordpress? Haha.
I’m so smelly wtf.

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I still remember…

 Do you?

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Seafood

Zi: Lala Mui!
Me: *Looked left looked right*
Zi: Sei Lala Mui!
Me: *Stared*
You’re so lucky I didn’t kill you with my books.
Luke: New hair!
Me: Yeah. Why?
Luke: NEW HAIR!
KC: Nicole!!!! What happened to your hair??!! Why you so blonde?!
Me: Yeah lor. Turning into a Lala now.
KC: Why so Lala?!
A day as a dumb blonde. Why is everyone calling [...]

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Protected: Self conscious

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Ill

Something’s wrong with me. I always get this nauseating feeling after meals. It’s like I have frogs in my stomach waiting to jump out anytime. I just feel so sick right now.
Today is one of those happy days that I’ve never had in such a long time. Having friends around take things off my mind. [...]

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How do you know if the owner of the table is a man?

……….
Look at the mirror.
Hahahahaha!

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Marketing

Today’s class was 2Hs -Horny and Hillarious. The horny bugger (lecturer) decided to keep us awake by giving us doses of his urm….dirty humour. He showed us pictures of roses he found on the net and then everyone noticed something. At the very bottom right corner of the picture of the roses was a book [...]

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