Murderer!

It’s the 9485578640 cut this week. Advertising is killing me…for real. Stupid book! The edge is so fucking sharp! I have no idea what I am writing for advertising. Macam mana la? Like crapping all the way. No arguments, no criticism, no opinions, no suggestions, no whatever it is. Just pure crap and theories. Hello….why do we need to do essay for advertising? Advert enough la wtf. Hahahaha. I know I need to justify my advert but still! I can do that in just one paragraph. NOT 3000 WORDS OKAY!!!!!

B ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I know you’re not reading but….but..BUT!!! Sigh. I miss you 😦

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5 years ago and now…

It’s nice to read what I’d written few years back on LJ and also the blog we shared. I certainly didn’t expect things to fall into place and I’m glad it did. I miss you dearly and I’m looking forward to the day til we finally meet again.

I’ve been impatient 🙂

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Meeoowww

It is funny watching girls pulling each other’s hair in a cat fight. It is even funnier when you watch it on Disney Channel (kids’ programme ma). Yes, I love Disney Channel Movies. Bleh. But hey, that was how I got to know bout Shia LaBeouf even wayyyyyyyyy before Transformers. He had this role as a mentally retarded kid and he played it well. Realllyyyyy well. I think I watched another Disney movie of his when I was in form 2 or 3. I forgot. Sukanya aku wtf.

Anyway, back to the cat fight.  Yes, when girls are together, be it in a project, in a baking session, or even at work, they disagree with one another. They bitch. They gossip. They backstab. But it is very rare to witness a cat fight. I mean the physical one. Not those purrrrrrrrrr….PUURRR!! Meeowww meooww..RAWR!! No, not verbally, but getting physical. This, too, is not the point. Haha. The point is, I’d witnessed a cat fight before. The very first and could be the last cat fight in my life, well who knows. And guess what?! It’s between a girl and a guy. Damn pathetic these high school students. I was in primary school and I went to school by bus. So there was this damn bitchy high school girl I swear I would slap her now if I see her walking on the street. No la I’m not that ganas wtf. Then comes the guy who were a Standard 6 student I guess. What happened was I was standing right beside them because the bus was full. They were both sitting down. The girl sitting at the back of the guy. All of a sudden…they started quarrelling. The girl was throwing things at the guy from the back and the guy threw back at her. Then they both stood up and started arguing over things that I don’t know about. Then the girl slapped the guy. Then the guy got aggressive so he pulled her hair and her arms and she started squealing in pain. So she grabbed his school shirt and kept pulling his hair too. And so the cat fight lasted for quite some time before she finally ripped the pocket off his shirt and he pulled a few hundred strands of hair off her head. And the fight was intense. I was just standing beside them witnessing this. Damn these crazy mofos. Go far far la. Take parang and slash each other la wtf. Mengganggu ketenteraman. And no…..they weren’t a couple.

Right….so the guy ended up with a ripped shirt and the girl’s hair like she was the cast of Brady Bunch.

And the rest of the school bus days were pretty funny looking at those two.

Now I wonder when will the cat fight starts….

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Ways to turn men down

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

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Pigeon

It’s amazing how people can be so fake at times. They can blurt a whole shit 10 page essay bout world peace and racism but actually they’re just doing it so that they can look oh-so-mulia wtf. Charity work. Cut me some slack la wtf. Deep down, they don’t even care. Right, I’m not gonna point fingers but it makes my toes curl when people blog about “world peace”, “pollution”, “how to save a dog” (wtf…..save me la. please donate to Lipinisgorgeous Foundation if you haven’t already do so…done so…whatever la my English sucks pffttttt). Beauty pageant meh? Beauty pigeon ada la okay.

Pfffft. Tak bleh tahan sungguh.

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We’re all gay

Beer at 3 o’clock in the afternoon. Life’s good wtf. And no I’m not an alcoholic. I don’t usually drink and I can’t drink for nuts. It’s just that I was so sleepy that I let my stupidity get the best of me again. Nyehehehe. Yes, I skipped my 4pm tutorial because I had no idea where it was and she didn’t inform us through e-mail or in class. So, all of us were like orang gila not knowing where the tutorial was held. Yeah la, went to her room twice and she wasn’t in so I left uni. Drove home sleepily and grabbed a can from the fridge (which I thought was soft drink. yea i was THAT sleepy). Had a sip….%$%&^%&%^& BITTER! It’s not pepsi..it’s some guinness shit. YERR…But whatever la. Continued drinking saje. I swear no one can be as blur and stupid as I am. Yahooooo!

Luke asked me something funny in the car today.

Luke: Nicole, if you don’t mind..where did you get your lingerie?
Me: -.-” Lingerie??????!!!
Luke: Yeah la, lingerie. I saw your lingerie sticking out from your shirt and it’s lacy right?
Me: That’s a layer of spaghetti strap. Not lingerie la!
Syed: That’s a bit weird to ask right?

Hmmm…I am considering to stay on campus next sem so I won’t be late for classes anymore wtf. Hahaha. Yes I am always late. Sue me la! wtf. Duno can apply now or not leh. Decisions decisions!!

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Sometimes I need to remind myself that distance is not an issue.

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It’s not my day

Because it had to rain when I chose to wear heels for once. The weather was good til we reached Broga and when I took the first bite of my pan mee, it started to rain like sluts and bitches. %$#$#%$#! It wouldn’t have bothered me this much if I wasn’t wearing white okay! Sudah bertambah sakit now. Oh my flu! (avian flu wtf I’m so in love with Thai it’s not even funny anymore)

Neh….kuat complain kan? I am seeing stars.

Have you ever been in a conversation where the other 2 persons are yakking away about something and you totally disagree with them? I mean they are both disagreeing with one another but you on the other hand disagree with both of them because they’re both wrong. You are so sure that they are wrong that you can pull out your used pad and wave it at people wtf. No la, I am not that shameless. Just that, it irks me sometimes when A thinks that she’s right and tries to correct B but actually she has totally mistaken the point and goes on and on with her own shit. And you are there to witness both their mistakes which frankly, is quite an embarrassing thing for A because she insisted that she’s right. Oh well. Now let me tell you, shut up la you both. Hahahahaha. So pointless. Whatever, I’m always a listener when it comes to talking to girls. I just don’t know how to communicate with those bitchy bossy type I’d rather shut it. See, I can be quiet too ya know. Maybe this explains the higher ratio of male friends I have compare to female friends. But andartus I still love you all! (Eh mimi…I’m talking bout you also la. Don’t merajuk mimi =P)

Above all, I’m still sick. I know somebody is not reading this cuz kena banned from blogs but I need cure wtf. I want chocolates.

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Sawadee…avian flu wtf.

Wahai rakan rakan sekalian, I am down with flu, again! 2 weeks of not swimming and when I went for my first dip yesterday I sneeze like a bitch now. Dahlah wanna tan myself all geared up with tanning oil la and the stupid sun went hiding. Kek sei ngo la. And what’s with the constant migraine?! It’s killing me. I can’t fall asleep til 7 something this morning and got up at 11 something cuz gotta meet up with Alicia to discuss bout assignment. AND SHE GOT THE NERVE TO BE LATE! I am sneezing again T.T Oh and my eyes are swollen now. I am now so sleepy but I can’t sleep or else I will toss and turn til tomorrow morning again. Yer…I need a hug =(

IF IF IF IF IF!!! (International Finance la) It’s done..well, almost. Need some more polishing and it’s done! All these polishing shit is making me tired. Can anyone help me do it? Subra you better give me good grades rawr! I feel so Thai today cuz I had tomyam while discussing Thai’s exchange rates with Alicia. Sawadeeka! I love tom yam! Won’t feel so fat after eating tom yam because it’s sour and spicy. Self delusion wtf. But I lost weight which is a bad thing because somewhere along the line I lost many other things besides the weight. Boooooooooooooooooooo sama aku.

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I’m so amazed at how people perceive one another. Some people may see you as a bitch but some may think you’re okay. And sometimes you don’t even know that much about yourself but most of the time it’s not about what people think, it’s about who you really are. Hmm…it’s been fun =)

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sometimes all we need is a hug

i am so pretty it hurts to be me wtf. no, really, it hurts to be me minus the i’m so pretty part. studying while being in a relationship is a balancing act. what more if it’s LDR. at first i find it rather difficult because of the emotional roller coaster ride. but now, it’s like a routine i have to go through. the fights, i no longer feel frustrated about because it’s making me tired. instead, the frustration i had was us. how can two people who were once so afraid of hurting each other’s feelings are acting so brutal now, saying things that we didn’t mean to, being all defensive and offensive at the same time? we’ll make things work right? =)

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Mana satu?

Woohhh…blogspot or wordpress? Hmmm…

I miss blogspot somehow.

So….blogspot or wordpress? Haha.

I’m so smelly wtf.

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